Seems she'd been feeding my faeries chocolate to get them to come out of hiding. Yes yes Lesley, but I've got to warn you...

Don't feed your faeries chocolate
Or Pixies they'll become
And when you go for kisses
You'll find that you'll have none

For as soon as you're a sleeping
Just when your eyes close shut
Mischievous wings will flutter
On a mission quite clearcut

Hershey bars will disappear
M&Ms will fly
Cadburys eaten on the spot
Leaving wings to try

Yes, fat little rolie-polies
Your faeries will become
Each bouncing down the stairs
On a round little bum

For faeries, while they're trixie
Their tummies do think first
Spritely moves will pass away
As cheeks begin to burst

So don't feed your faeries chocolate
Or so greedy they'll become
Let's keep them full of spritely grace
Not winged gremlins on the run