I don't want to kill snails any more!  
 Can you spot the best parent??

FIRST THANK YOU ALL FOR ALL YOU WORDS OF WISDOM AND KINDNESS!

 He is Home Safe and Sound ,

                            We have Threatened to kick his hind end !

                                                          Explained that Even if you are a grown Man

            Three words on a note would have Prevented all this Worry( I'LL BE BACK).

                         Agsain THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT IS MEANS SO MUCH!!!! ~_^

          PROVING OUR COMMUNITY HERE IS SO WONDERFUL AND SO FULL OF HEART!

RECALL NOTICE

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make, model or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.  This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units, code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.  This defect has been technically termed "Sub sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some other symptoms include:

1. Loss of direction

2. Foul vocal emissions

3. Amnesia of origin

4. Lack of peace and joy

5. Selfish or violent behaviour

6. Depression or confusion in the mental component

7. Fearfulness

8. Idolatry

9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is not liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect.  The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.  There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.  Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.  Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.  No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love

2. Joy

3. Peace

4. Patience

5. Kindness

6. Goodness

7. Faithfulness

8. Gentleness

9. Self Control

Please see the Operating Manual, the B.I.B.L.E.      (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace.  The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. 

Thank you for your attention!

GOD

Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "Knee-Mail."

"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try ...just one more time."  - Anonymous

"Throw your heart over the fence ... and the rest will follow"

-by Norman Vincent Peale

"Regardless of Your "Lot in Life" ...., 

"Time Flies ....and its up to YOU to be the Navigator :) "

 by: Robert Orben

"What you get by achieving your goals ...

is Not as Important

as What you BECOME by achieving your goals" 

-by Zig Ziglar

"Sometimes in the winds of change, ....we find our true directions - Anonymous  

I hope one of these Inspires or Helps you along Life's Busy way!

        Hope is the greated Gift of All !!

Here are some great tips to cut down on telemarketing calls, junk mail and help keep the USPS going... 

CBS Newsman, Andy Rooney:  

Tips for Handling Telemarketers 

Three Little Words That Work !!

(1)The three little words are: 'Hold On, Please...' 

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt. 

Then when you eventually hear the phone company's 'beep-beep-beep' tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.

These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting. 


(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end? 

This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone. 


This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a 'real' sales person to call back and get someone at home. 

What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer !!! 

(3) Junk Mail Help: 
When you get 'ads' enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these 'ads' with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away. 

When you get those 'pre-approved' letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope. 

Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular 41 cents postage 'IF' and when they receive them back. 

It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was around 50 cents before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes. 

One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas. 
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back! 
If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them 41 cents.

The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're pa ying for it...Twice! 

Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again You get the idea !

If enough people follow these tips, it will work ---- I have been doing this for years, and I get very little junk mail anymore.