Jeanne

    Happy New Year to All

    Saturday, December 26, 2009, 10:10 PM PST [General]

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    Fairy  of New Years and other New things,

    Wishing you and yours a very Pofitiable New Year in Love, Joy, Faith, Hope and yes even Work
    May therir always be room for more friends at your table :

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    Please read quietly then send it back on it's journey

    Tuesday, August 25, 2009, 11:50 PM PST [General]

    Please read quietly then send it back on it's journey


    To realize
    The value of a sister/brother
    Ask someone
    Who doesn't have one.
     
     
     To realize
     The value of ten years:
     Ask a newly
     Divorced couple.
     
     
     To realize
     The value of four years:
     Ask a graduate.
     
     
     To realize
     The value of one year:
     Ask a student who
     Has failed a final exam.

     To realize
     The value of nine months:  Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
     
     To realize
     The value of one month:
     Ask a mother
     Who has given birth to
     A premature baby....
     
     
     To realize
     The value of one week:
     Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
     
     To realize
     The value of one minute:
     Ask a person
     Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
     
     To realize
     The value of one-second:
     Ask a person
     Who has survived an accident.
     

     Time waits for no one.
     
       Treasure every moment you have.
     
     
     You will treasure it even more when
     You can share it with someone special.
     
       To realize the value of a friend or family member:
     
     LOSE ONE.
     
     
     
     The origin of this letter is unknown,
     But it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on..
     
     Remember...


     Hold on tight to the ones you love!
     
     
     Do not keep this letter.
     
     
     Send it to friends & family to whom you wish good luck
     And don't forget the one who sent it to you!
     
     Peace, love and prosperity to all!

    feel free to copy this to your emails and pass this one on  ~_^
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    my sister in law's only sibling

    Wednesday, July 29, 2009, 10:58 PM PST [General]

    what they don't tell you is her mother was watching in horror from her car that was in front of her daughter's car ! Please my family here this family needs your prayers! she has major injuries !

    thank you !

    Airborne truck tears roof off car

    By VICTOR A. PATTON
    vpatton@mercedsun-star.com

    A 32-year-old Modesto woman was hospitalized with major injuries Monday following a two-car collision on Highway 99 near Atwater.

    Donna Thomas was flown by helicopter to Memorial Medical Center in Modesto. The driver of the other car, 67-year-old James Hudson, of Atwater, suffered minor injuries, according to the California Highway Patrol.

    The crash was reported around 10:30 a.m. on northbound Highway 99, south of Westside Boulevard. Hudson was driving a 2000 Ford F-150 southbound in the slow lane of Highway 99, at an unknown rate of speed, said Shane Ferriera, CHP spokesman.

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    Merced Sun-Star - A California Highway Patrol officer investigates an accident on Highway 99 on Monday morning. The driver, a Modesto woman, suffered major injuries.

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    Hudson's truck drifted onto the right shoulder. After losing control, Hudson's truck traveled across the southbound lanes and into a ditch, Ferriera said.

    The Ford F-150 then became airborne and traveled into the northbound lanes. The rear tires and undercarriage of the truck struck Thomas' 1995 Honda Civic, which was traveling northbound in the fast lane.

    Ferriera said the force of the collision tore the roof completely off the Honda. The front of the Honda then struck a guardrail, while the Ford F-150 cleared the right shoulder and guardrail, overturning on its left side.

    Hudson was taken by ambulance to Mercy Medical Center Merced.

    Drugs or alcohol did not appear to be a factor in the crash, Ferriera said.

    Reporter Victor A. Patton can be reached at (209) 385-2431 or vpatton@mercedsun-star.com.

    here's the web link www.mercedsunstar.com/167/story/972919.h...    so i'm giving credit to those who wrote the story!

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    Anagrams

    Thursday, July 16, 2009, 12:16 PM PST [General]

    This has got to be one of the cleverest
    E-mails I've received in awhile. 
    Someone out there 
    must be "deadly" at Scrabble.
    (Wait till you see the last one)! 
     
    PRESBYTERIAN
    When you rearrange the letters:
    BEST IN PRAYER
    ASTRONOMER
    When you rearrange the letters:
    MOON STARER
      
    DESPERATION:  When you rearrange the letters:
    A ROPE ENDS IT  
    THE EYES:  
    When you rearrange the letters: 
    THEY SEE
      
    GEORGE BUSH:
    When you rearrange the letters: 
    HE BUGS GORE
      
    THE MORSE CODE:
    When you rearrange the letters:  
    HERE COME DOTS   DORMITORY
    When you rearrange the letters:
    DIRTY ROOM
    SLOT MACHINES:
    When you rearrange the letters: 
    CASH LOST IN ME
     
    ANIMOSITY:
    When you rearrange the letters:
    IS NO AMITY
      
    ELECTION RESULTS:
    When you rearrange the letters: 
    LIES - LET'S RECOUNT  
    SNOOZE ALARMS
    When you rearrange the letters: 
    ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
      
    A DECIMAL POINT
    When you rearrange the letters:
    I'M A DOT IN PLACE
      
    THE EARTHQUAKES
    When you rearrange the letters:
    THAT **** SHAKE
      
    ELEVEN PLUS TWO
    When you rearrange the letters:
    TWELVE PLUS ONE
     

    AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: 

    MOTHER-IN-LAW:
    When you rearrange the letters: 
    WOMAN HITLER

    hank you to my friend Diane H for sending me this in an email so funny had to share it ! ~_^

    I hope you all get a good laugh out of it ! I DID !

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    INSTALLING A HUSBAND..........................Dear Tech Support,

    Friday, July 25, 2008, 08:01 PM PST [General]

    INSTALLING A HUSBAND

    Dear Tech Support,



    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
    distinct
    slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and
    jewelry
    applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.



    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
    as

    Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
    programs
    such as

    NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.



    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
    the
    system.



    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
    problems,
    but to no avail.



    What can I do?



    Signed,



    Desperate.







    Dear Desperate,



    First, keep in mind,

    Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an
    operating
    system.



    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download
    Tears
    6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that
    application
    works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the
    applications
    Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.



    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
    1.0
    to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please
    note
    that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Flatulence
    and
    Snoring Loudly Beta.



    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
    1.0
    (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control
    of
    all your system resources.)



    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
    program.
    These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.



    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
    memory
    and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
    additional
    software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0
    and
    Hot Lingerie 7.7.





    Tech Support

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