How fairy tales really end: Cinderella Snow White Little red riding hood  Sleeping beauty Jasmine (Alladin) Belle (Beauty and the beast) The little mermaid

  I don't want to kill snails any more!  
 Can you spot the best parent??

FIRST THANK YOU ALL FOR ALL YOU WORDS OF WISDOM AND KINDNESS!

 He is Home Safe and Sound ,

                            We have Threatened to kick his hind end !

                                                          Explained that Even if you are a grown Man

            Three words on a note would have Prevented all this Worry( I'LL BE BACK).

                         Agsain THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT IS MEANS SO MUCH!!!! ~_^

          PROVING OUR COMMUNITY HERE IS SO WONDERFUL AND SO FULL OF HEART!

RECALL NOTICE

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make, model or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.  This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units, code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.  This defect has been technically termed "Sub sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some other symptoms include:

1. Loss of direction

2. Foul vocal emissions

3. Amnesia of origin

4. Lack of peace and joy

5. Selfish or violent behaviour

6. Depression or confusion in the mental component

7. Fearfulness

8. Idolatry

9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is not liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect.  The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.  There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.  Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.  Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.  No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love

2. Joy

3. Peace

4. Patience

5. Kindness

6. Goodness

7. Faithfulness

8. Gentleness

9. Self Control

Please see the Operating Manual, the B.I.B.L.E.      (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace.  The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. 

Thank you for your attention!

GOD

Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "Knee-Mail."

"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try ...just one more time."  - Anonymous

"Throw your heart over the fence ... and the rest will follow"

-by Norman Vincent Peale

"Regardless of Your "Lot in Life" ...., 

"Time Flies ....and its up to YOU to be the Navigator :) "

 by: Robert Orben

"What you get by achieving your goals ...

is Not as Important

as What you BECOME by achieving your goals" 

-by Zig Ziglar

"Sometimes in the winds of change, ....we find our true directions - Anonymous  

I hope one of these Inspires or Helps you along Life's Busy way!

        Hope is the greated Gift of All !!