Levi Lament

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Levi Lament

Gender: Male

Location: Forever Ever Land

Relationship: Single

Children: Proud Parent

Body Type: Slim / Slender

Height: 5'7"

Religion: Other

Ethnicity: Other

About Me: I'm the proud parent of Orchid Lament. YUP YUP YUP that's me. I didn't create her though, I found her. As she states in her blog I'm her drag Mom. I found her back in May of 1981 when she was a he working as a gardener at a famous fencing and dance studio where the teacher taught such famous stars as Errol Flynn and Clark Gable how to fence and sword fight. We said not a word to each other but said hello by giving each other a flirty type nod, then I didn't see him again until the year 2000 when she came into the night club I was working at to celebrate her birthday. I pulled her up on stage in all her larger than life bondage glamor only to tell her that her zipper was open, then being the devious little stinker I can be, I made her stay on stage and dance with me (she has ten left big toes, just kidding sweetie, love you) A few days later she came back and gave me this amazing hand drawn portrait of me in one of my costumes. It blew me away and we have been best friends every since. As for creating Orchid Lament? I'd love to take credit for that but that was not my doing. I was more of an advice giver, I'd say don't do this, do that, or don't try it this way, try it this way and it worked and now look at my baby she is doing so well. I'd do her make up on a few occasions and I helped her create a few numbers for her to perform to, like making her look like David Bowie from "The Labyrinth" complete with back up dancers dressed in Louis XIV costumes. I'm slapping myself on the back for that one because we had a blast with that production number, it was a biggie. She has learned a lot since we met but her talent is all her own doing and it comes from not just the inside of her head but from other parts and parallel universes unknown. She is an amazing kid who I'm very proud of and my best friend and I love her very much. PLEASE BE WARNDED: When the two of us get together watch out.....were the terrible two, and the weirdo's that people warn you about, BUT IN A VERY PRETTY WAY!

Music: ANYTHING THAT MAKES ME WANT TO DANCE

Movies: Musicals, Disaster films, Sci Fi, and Horror, basicly anything with makeup and special effects from The Wizard of Oz (ask me how many pairs of ruby slippers I own) to the Poseidon Adventure.

TV: The Reeper for now, it was Gilmore Girls because I did an eppisode, Red Light on Wedding Night, I played Bette Davis from her early glamor days. That was a lot of fun and the cast was amazing to work with.

Books: The Pig Man, The Poseidon Adventure, Carrie.

Likes: Anything or anyone that has a positive nature. Drama free life here!

Dislikes: Anything or anyone negative who causes drama.

Hobbies: Acting, dance, collecting costumes and props from movies.

Heroes: Brian Cooper, Chad Michales, Bryan Watkins, Mark Jewles, Christian Greenia, and Casey the Blue Pirate (I want to marry him) these are all people who have had a profound impact on my life.