A Farey teenager decides to go out on a first date to the movies with her faery boyfriend.  She puts six layers of foundation and lots of makeup, like all teenagers do.  With heaps of mascara she heads to the bus stop and gets on the bus.  Looking around she sees her faery boyfriend sat next to his mate, but all the seats are taken so she has to hang on to the rail.  The boyfriends mate says to the boyfriend " Are you not going to give her your seat?  "

"No!"  He replies, "A painting like that needs to be hung!"