The forgotten male fairies!

Are you a male fairy that is sick and tired of having your total existence ignored by mere humans?  Well at long last my fairy brother here is a space to voice your opinions.  Remember male fairies matter!  Frustrated at the stereotypical image of fairies being blonde, busty and wearing dresses, don't you think it is about time we male fairies band together and shake off this Tinkerbell fairy image that all humans have of us?  We know that only a tiny proportion of all male fairies are tree house or cave husbands.  It is totally unfair that many male fairies work long hours for little or no acknowledgement from human kind.  Positions such as Fairy Godfather are totally overlooked by them, despite the amazing feats they have preformed through the ages. Yet a Fairy Godmother only has to change a few pumpkins, rats, shoes, dresses and it is immortalised by all human kind.  It has to stop my fairy brothers, we need equality and recognition for our deeds and works.  Please let me know what your feelings are about the matter, do you think it is fair that all our deeds go unnoticed and without note.  I look forward to hearing from you, but please be aware the wife only lets me use the computer after I finish chores in the evening for an hour if I am good, so you may have to wait a day or so for a reply.  Let me know what feats you have done, adventures you have been involved with and how you have been left feeling, when mistaken for a female fairy.  I was outraged last week when I met a human who said that they had never met a tomboy fairy before!  When I tried to explain that I was indeed male, she accused me of being a Dyke!  It is ridiculous that we should tolerate such indignities, is it too much to ask humans to acknowledge our masculine existence.  How do they think Fairies are created?  Even more bizarre is what they must think goes on at, and after a fairy wedding!  Have you had similar embarrassing experiences?  Ever been asked to put your top on when at the beach, or asked why you don't shave your arm pits or legs!  To me it is totally outrageous, but I even know a fair few Fairy men who have changed their names to Pat, Sam, etc, shave everywhere, have grown long hair and had to wear dresses just to achieve recognition by humans.   Do you think that this behaviour is acceptable, or is it just helping to reinforce the stereoscopic view humans have of Fairies?  Oops I had better dash as it has started raining and I have to get the washing in.  Bye for now!