Who would dance in the sprinklers with me? I want a show of hands!
I want to wear my socks on the outside of my boots today... I want to pin a towel to my shirt and run to work going "Woooooooshhhhh!"

Forgive me this insanity, I dreamt of youth and memories, of love without lust and challenge without hate. I was once a lost boy... did you know that? But I grew up... and neverland makes you forget.

Oh and I'm so sick of expectations... I want to buy the whole grocery store and invite the children in, knock the walls down, gorge yourselves on sweet rebellion! Never forget these freedoms, because someday they'll expect your spirit to die.
Shackleshackleshackle.

My inner child wants the cars and the trucks and the grown ups to disappear, so I can ride my bike on empty streets. Trick my skateboard down rails on empty stairs. Voices from the bastion of my memory say "Wouldn't that be a perfect world???? Dude! I'm serious. Dude! We could totally do that! We'd have enough canned food to last us a gazilliandy years! It's the bees knees my compadre!"

Why should I stand in line? Nobody yells "No cutsies" anymore. It's fair game. I want to buy Mcnuggets just to throw the sweet and sour sauce down and stomp on it and they're standing in my way!
I want to use anything saucer shaped as a Frisbee. I want to walk up to a random girl and kiss her on the cheek like it's the worstest dare in the whole world... times infinity... like infinity-infinity. The next time I'm in my car... I'm going to stop it at a red light, turn the engine off and just sit there going "Waaaaaaaa! eeeeerrrrt Waaaaaaaah! srkeeeeee! Waaaah!"

And if anyone ever asks me the secret of life, that's exactly what I'm going to tell them, and if the powers that be ask me what I learned in my time on earth I'm just going to look straight at them and say "Waaaaaaaa! eeeeerrrrt Waaaaaaaah! srkeeeeee! Waaaah!"